Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Oh, hey. That one time I was on film location and my fatass got bent over an ancient butcher’s block like an ancient Sicilian whore and had a screeching REAL chainsaw held above my Florida Evans Neck by an AWESOME, … Continue reading →

  FINALLY! Even though my fatass has been HOWLING wildly about this for several years now, the UTTER FRUSTRATION of getting it JUST RIGHT and accommodating EVERYFUCKINGBODY’S SPECIFIC FEMINIST AGENDA in EVERY single legitimate and powerful statement in support of … Continue reading →

For me, the most interesting thing about Jewel is that she always looks like she’s got a mouth full of popcorn — and coming from the trashy, working class myself, I can totally respect a broad with fucked-up teeth. Christ, … Continue reading →

Now that I am back quick jump strut into the thick of it, I have a fast query for all my writer/author/penner/pecker/typer/scrawler/wordsmith friends out there in The Great Somewhere: Tell me true…where do you do it? Myself…I like to write … Continue reading →

I am spending this gorgeous Los Angeles day raking lizards off the trees and building complicated constructions out of forks and knives.

  “The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up.” – Walt Disney’s, “Dumbo”   Now that the holidays are done and once again lovingly stowed away in their special red and green plastic bins in … Continue reading →

DEAD FUCKING ON.

Also, THIS. DEAD ON. All these 19 year old college students marching into the administration office and demanding trigger warnings in a class studying Classical Greek Mythology because there is a TWO THOUSAND YEAR OLD FAIRYTALE SWAN RAPE in the … Continue reading →

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme

  Me and my most favorite person in the whole wide world…at my most favorite place in the whole wide world. #disneyland #myonetruelove #luckyslut