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Even though there were many more to come in my life…when I was a little girl, this is the very first drag queen I ever fell in love with: Miss Agnes Moorehead as Endora.

One day about ten years ago, when I lived on Coronado Island in San Diego, I was driving around town…running errands and taking care of the daily business of living, and, like I always do whilst in the car, I … Continue reading →

OL’. JESUS. FUCKING. RULES. #manifthatrighteousbadasscamebacktodayhowmuchwouldheHATEchristians

FREAKY DEEP CREEPIN’ IS NEAT. #ifyoudoubletapthatscreenilldoubletapthatskull

It’s official: I AM RUINED. #vannawhitecanfuckbutthatsALLshecando

Though I spoke in full sentences whilst still an infant (this fact having been verified by medical specialists) and could read tawdry grown-up novels like, “Valley of the Dolls”when most children are still learning their colors (okay, okay, so I’M A … Continue reading →

The Seven Deadly Sins; Day 1 — Pride. Seven awesome things about yourself: 1) I’m a HUGE belly laugher – and I can and do belly laugh at ANYTHING…even tragedy and horror. In fact, belly laughing is how I survive tragedy … Continue reading →

Tagged by my GLORIOUS GUSBAND…that INSUFFERABLE CUNT, Miss Jackie Beat. Rules: Don’t think about it too long, but list 15 movies that will stay with you always. Because it’s my lucky goddamned number and my favorite goddamned number, and because … Continue reading →

THIS, MUTHAFUCKAS.

BRAS CAN SUCK MY SWINGIN’ LEFT ONE. #letyourbeavertailsswingbitches