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A PROUD Mama and her BEAUTIFUL BELOVED BABY GOAT…frolicking beneath the waterfalls at Disneyland…and improvising our very own version of MOUSE EARS. So fancy! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, Goatie Lou!

Words of profound wisdom from one of my most FAVORITE characters of all time in one of my most FAVORITE movies of all time. He is the LEAST complicated character in the movie…and the MOST complicated character in the movie…ALL … Continue reading →

This, Mein Muthafuckas. THIS.

Not surprisingly, as both a writer and a lunatic, I am VERY influenced by my surroundings…and foremost among those influences on my mood, mental health, creativity, and productivity are two main factors: 1) The Weather. I cannot stress enough how … Continue reading →

Inane Muff Fact #227: When I first heard that Miss Harper Lee had climbed up on an untouchable cultural and literary mountain top, shimmied down her granny panties, squatted down, and took a HUGE STEAMING DUMP on it by writing … Continue reading →

Miss Viv helping me plan our mass Autumn decampment to The South Of Fucking France. #antibes #villaamerica #rakingthesandwithgerald #wearingmypearlsbackwardsonthebeach #fleeonmydonkey #glamorousepicwriterslife #nahnotreallyijustwanttoeatcheeseandgetnailedwhilstwearingaberetandtrianglemustachedrawnonwithablacksharpiepen #fattielikesflavor #luckyslut  

Honestly. How LUCKY can one Old Hooker be? A DELIGHTFUL lunch last week at The Grand Central Market in Downtown LA with My Girls — who are comprised of not only BRILLIANT New York Times bestselling author, artist, and SERIOUS … Continue reading →

“All my life, I’ve been fearful of defeat. But, now that it has come, it’s not near as terrible as I’d expected. The sun still shines, water still tastes good…glory is all well and good, but life is enough, nay?” … Continue reading →

Recently, Louisiana Governor, FERVENT, VOCAL, RABID, Anti-Choice Advocate, and Republican Presidential Candidate Hopeful, Piyush “Bobby” Jindal, who was BORN here in the United States after his parents moved here while his mother was pregnant — meaning, of course, that he … Continue reading →

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