Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Between the common citizens risking their very lives by courageously protesting in the streets of The Ukraine, Venezuela, Syria, and elsewhere…all towards the goal of freedom, dignity, decency, human rights, and self-determination…THE WORLD? SHE IS RAGING. And, meanwhile, back in … Continue reading →

Always remember and don’t ever forget: TUBBY MEDUSA LOVES YOU. Always.

Let me tell you something, Mein Poppets. I would give up my precious, priceless poochie — Miss Pearlie Mae — just as soon as I’d give up one of my fucking children. In other words, THAT AIN’T HAPPENING. I would … Continue reading →

Gosh, how odd, shocking, and discombobulating is it when — with a little time earned world experience under your belt — you suddenly open your eyes and realize that someone you once thought was really intelligent, inspirational, original, and unique…turns … Continue reading →

“‘Ruthless Old Hookers’ for $800, Alex.”

FUCK. YESH. — An Old Tart sashaying about at L.A. ZINE FEST 2014.

This right here is a most clueless, exuberant 13 year old me astride a bale of hay, at Tenaya Junior High School in Fresno, California, posing hard in RED DITTOS at an afternoon sock hop (hence, LE SOCKS) with my very … Continue reading →

When that vicious bitch, Miss Jackie Beat, and I finally get around to having an actual Gusband/Slusband (Gay Husband/Straight Lady Husband) promise ceremony in the presence of Maude and all our beloved friends, family, and Framily — QUITE LITERALLY in … Continue reading →

And this is PRECISELY why I vow to NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP. “I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all ‘crazy.’ I have a suspicion … Continue reading →

As I was flying down the 134 today, on my way home from an afternoon spent seated blissfully beside my brilliant writing partner, a most interesting truth unexpectedly emerged from the cloudy sky above me and slowly bored its way … Continue reading →