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Inane Muff Fact #1712: The iconic crying Indian Chief in those “Keep America Beautiful” PSA’s from our youth was named Iron Eyes Cody…and not only was he NOT Native American — he was Sicilian. His real name was Espera de … Continue reading →

Every girl should be so fucking lucky to spend her work days thusly: Creating entire worlds with a kind, charming, interesting, astonishing, brilliant, hilarious, degenerate genius. Universe? THANK YOU.

“I moved to Los Angeles because my wife and I decided we had to live in the city with the most substance in the United States. And I do not regret it for a second. Don’t be misled by the … Continue reading →

Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, ‘Choose.’ Sean: Gotta go with the belt, there. Will: I used to go with the wrench. Sean: The wrench, why? Will: … Continue reading →

And, while you’re at it…GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Yeah. Mama has fucking HAD IT with all this annoying, precious, fetishized, commodified, overblown, HORSESHIT, 21st Century parenting. Children who are a COMPLETE imposition on the lives of their TERRIFIED, FECKLESS parents. Children who are pushed and stressed and over-scheduled … Continue reading →