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Happy Labor Day, bitches. The next time some corporate bastard tells you he got rich through hard work…ask him, “”WHOSE?” UNION.

As I wander and sashay my fatass amongst one of the greatest art collections in the world, this is what an old hooker thinks about: I just this second invented an iPhone app for Women of a Certain Age. Once … Continue reading →

I recently went to see the new Total Recall with my bestest boys, Gregory, Jackie, and Mario, at the GORGEOUS ArcLight Theatre in Hollywood. Before it started, while they were all off claiming seats, throwing shade, and draining main veins, … Continue reading →

From the rare, brilliant, and singular brain of the funniest, most GENIUS woman I know…and trust me, I know some SERIOUSLY GENIUS BROADS — pictured here doing a reading dressed as one of our partners in crime, renowned illustrator, cartoonist, … Continue reading →

Over the years, I have had the good fortune to take many a writing class with some of the VERY BEST, MOST EXTRAORDINARY writing teachers alive today (I’m looking at YOU, Ms. Bonnie Hearn Hill) and, after all that time … Continue reading →

You know that old childhood rhyme — “Monday’s Child is fair of face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace…” and so on? Well, since my gusband, Miss Jackie Beat, and I both sprang forth with GREAT pluck, verve, and exuberance … Continue reading →

Just submitted Miss Pearlie Mae’s pic o’ shame to the hilarious new blog, Dog Shaming. THINK I DIDN’T? And more importantly…THINK SHE ISN’T? This brand new dog blog is BRILLIANT and I have been BELLY SCREAMING WITH DELIGHT ALL DAY. … Continue reading →

In recent years, the Republican party has pissed off several very well-known musicians by using their music at GOP campaign and fund-raising events, among them, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen, The Talking Heads, and most recently, The Silverspun Pickups. Needless to … Continue reading →

Happy 54th Birthday to the amazing broad from Bay City, Michigan who set out to rule the fucking world — and did just that. Love her or hate her, you cannot deny her sheer force of BEING. For a creative … Continue reading →

I love this photograph more than I can even say. In fact, I don’t need to say anything at all. Shep’s face says EVERYTHING. This is why we are here in this place. From Stonehouse Photography: “This is 19 year … Continue reading →