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“There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will have truly defeated age.” … Continue reading →

A couple of years ago, a very good friend and colleague of mine had the distinct pleasure of a lunch date with that magnificent Hollywood legend, Miss Angie Dickinson, at the infamous Polo Lounge at The Beverly Hills Hotel. Over … Continue reading →

Age. This is how you fucking do it with style, grace, and FEROCITY. God, I am in love with her. “Where there is age there is evolution, where there is life there is growth.” — Anjelica Huston

Because he serenades me with it in the car and gives this ol’ Fag Hag some SERIOUS tummy-flutters and goosebumps, this song will always and forever remind me of my sweet, dashing, and brilliant Gusband, Miss Jackie Beat — who … Continue reading →

My awesome friend, Miss Jenny Strauss, just posted the following hilarious admission on her Facebook page: “Confession: I think less of people with hotmail accounts. At least until I talk myself out of it.” And here’s my own such confession: … Continue reading →

Teddy, me boy, I only wish you could have lived long enough to see the “cause of your life” realized. It is done. “Quality care shouldn’t depend on your financial resources, or the type of job you have, or the … Continue reading →

These ignorant, inbred motherfuckers have clearly confused “violent”…with “FIERCE.” PS) And, while you’re here, please don’t forget to enjoy that Intellectual Giant’s left foot POETICALLY STANDING ON THE AMERICAN FLAG, won’t you? Some things you just can’t make up, my … Continue reading →

“Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.” — Miss Nora Ephron. Writer, director, essayist, and all-around magnificent, fearless, truth-telling broad.

As a longtime Vegetarian — and, as of last year, enthusiastic Vegan — it has been ages and ages since I last scarfed a burger of any kind. And though I no longer support any of the meat production industries … Continue reading →

“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.” — Lucille Ball