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If you look closely at this photo — taken two weeks ago at his 18th birthday dinner — you can see the dog bite scar on my son’s right cheek, which he got when he was 2, from a beloved … Continue reading →

“It’s really too bad people only live for less-than-or-equal-to a century. We should be more like the earth. Geology not biology. Think about the awe-inspiring things we would become if only we could get a millennium or eighty under our … Continue reading →

Judi Dench is a hero of mine — an older woman who does it with style, grace, fearlessness, sass, and elegance. She is a beacon of golden light that illuminates the path for all of us broads who follow her. … Continue reading →

Attention Mein Poppets: The next WICKED ANNOYING TRENDFUCK who uses the HORSESHIT term, “OMBRE” either in my presence or on my Facebook feed — or, even worse, pays $300 to get their hair dyed TO LOOK LIKE THEY NEED TO … Continue reading →

This much I know to be true: A scalding hot bath — and AWESOME SHAMPOO ANTLERS — can solve any problem, soothe any hurt, and once again fill the world with awe, wonder…and love.

Speaking of interesting lives — I never, ever, ever seem to get tired of watching this AWESOME video…filmed BEFORE things became what they eventually did. The band is brilliant, yes. The roughness and DIY feel of the thing is completely … Continue reading →

Yup. That’s me on the right. An Old Fresno Hooker…back when she was still a Young Fresno Hooker — and deep into her delusion that she was a member of The Go Gos — just before she packed it in, … Continue reading →

To say that technology has changed our lives is an understatement. A majority of the most important, profound, cherished relationships I have would not be but for this magical screen in front of me. With that said…technology does have its … Continue reading →

I am accepting of everyone’s personal belief system — whatever gets you through the night, baby. Whatever helps you to survive what you gotta survive. But as I was driving on the freeway this morning, blasting Veruca Salt, it occurred … Continue reading →

Listen to me. Pinterest is devouring me WHOLE. I. AM. OBSESSED. I cannot stop pinning everything in my path. Do you understand what I am telling you? NOTHING IS REAL UNTIL I FUCKING PIN IT TO MY WALL. NOTHING ELSE … Continue reading →