Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Okay, Mein Poppets, it’s official. Not that it should come as any surprise to anyone who frequents this depraved, villainous space, mind you, but it is now a MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY: When I finally feed the goddamned tree — after a … Continue reading →

It isn’t even officially Halloween yet, and my little violet-haired hipster and FASHIONISTA DELUXE, Miss Betsy, has already rocked TWO different costumes! Oh, my stars…it’s astonishing how gazing at my baby gives me such INDESCRIBABLE PLEASURE AND DELIGHT. No matter … Continue reading →

Muff Rule #722: EVERY human being should have to clean houses and/or wait tables at some point in their lives. Not only does it teach you valuable work skills, it also teaches you RESPECT for those who earn their living … Continue reading →

Welp. That’s it. Mama has now officially CROSSED THE RUBICON. Because of both time and health issues, this scandalous ruffian from Fresno who is DEFIANTLY PROUD of her working class roots — and who used to clean other people’s houses … Continue reading →

Okay, well, I am still in bed…but at least I am now able TO SIT UP IN BED. This week of HIDEOUS AFFLICTION has been UNPRECEDENTED and STRICTLY OFF TRACK. To my oh, so understanding writing partner, the oh, so … Continue reading →

Yes, this delightful, little video was made a few days ago for my adorable daughter, Betsy, by the boy who took her to the prom at Coronado High School. Yes, these brave boys are stationed in Iraq. Yes, they are … Continue reading →

“When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing The System’s game. The Establishment will irritate you, pull your beard, flick your face to make you fight — because once they’ve got you violent, they know … Continue reading →

So, these unspeakable dicks actually named their beautiful baby daughters, “Unwanted”, did they? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS. Yes, yes, I get the argument that unique, possibly ancient, cultural practices are awesome and should be respected — … Continue reading →

“What is [my] idea of complete sophistication? Complete vulgarity. The vulgar man is always the most sophisticated, for the very desire to be sophisticated is vulgar. And without an element of vulgarity, no man can become a work of art.” … Continue reading →

“Flesh sells. People don’t want to see pictures of churches. They want to see naked bodies.” — Helen Mirren