Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Thank you to ALL my awesome friends and family for rallying together and sending us glad thoughts last night. I truly believe in my heart that they are what brought that baby back to us. I came home yesterday at … Continue reading →

If the positively stunning Anne Bancroft as Mrs. Robinson and Joan Jett had a baby — and employed Patti Smith as their nanny and Gertrude Stein as their wetnurse — Miss Vicki Abelson would be that esteemed offspring. She is … Continue reading →

It’s ALL GOOD, Mein Poppets. This, too, shall pass. I am alive and I am PRESENT — and, like you, I shimmer like a thousand newborn suns — and as long as those three elements don’t change…the forces of darkness … Continue reading →

Christ, I cannot wait to get my fatass into that voting booth today. The faster I get in there and vote progressively all the the way down the fucking line, the faster the election returns will come in, the faster … Continue reading →

Before you watch this video, I need to take a moment to break something down for you. I know and work with some of the funniest goddamned people on the planet — people who buy their Twinkies, pay their hookers, … Continue reading →

Yesterday, whilst flying down a wide-open LA freeway on the most exquisitely beautiful day of the year, the stereo cranked to 11, it fucking hit me. The very best way to explain what an orgasm feels like to someone who … Continue reading →

This weekend, the Los Angeles Times did a major style piece on the magnificent hilltop lair of my Souplantation lunch date and the delightful Auntie Mame to my chihuahuas — Frances and Pearl — Miss Jackie Beat. So, click on … Continue reading →

I haven’t yet posted word one on all the recent suicides of young, gay men in this country — but you all already know how I feel. It would be an absolute understatement to say that gay men have saved … Continue reading →

To My Three Beautiful Babies: If you have a dream, don’t let ANYONE or ANYTHING stop you from making it come true. People are threatened by excellence and will attempt to thwart you on your journey, by whatever small or … Continue reading →

Wait a minute. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS. Are you seriously telling me that [insert famous film and television actress’ name here] HAS A PORT WINE STAIN ON HER VAGINA? God, I love my indiscreet friends.