Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

A few potentially psychotic and disdain-inducing health-related questions for my clever, clever friends: 1) Alright…so tell me true: Is the flu utter and complete horseshit — or does it truly exist? 2) What the fuck IS the flu? What are … Continue reading →

“My, my, my…isn’t THIS a festive table?” — RIP Nancy Miller, a long-time director at the dinner theatre back home where we all got our start, all those many years ago in Fresno. The wry, talented, and quite formidable Miss … Continue reading →

Judging by the legions of friends posting of their undying affection for the tenth month in their Facebook status updates today, apparently I am not alone in my rapture and exaltation at the arrival of October, the most magnificent month … Continue reading →

Yep. The “Sweet Spot” at the intersection of T.S. Eliot, Sophie Tucker, and Junior Samples. That’d be me.

Someone wrote and asked me for my top ten favorite television characters of all time — and you know me, goddamnit…I aim to please, live to knit, and love to schtupp — though, what that has to do with beloved … Continue reading →

And speaking about My Beloveds…you need to read this fabulous interview with one of my bestest girlfriends and Souplantation scarfing partners…Drag Superstar, Writer, and Dog Lover, Miss Jackie Beat, who, trust me, is every bit as beautiful inside as she … Continue reading →

For a trashy, working class girl from Fresno, there is NOTHING better than scarfing a mustard-slathered corndog, knitting up a storm, and enjoying an AWESOME evening of demolition derby with your beloved friends — C.J. Arabia and Mather Zickel…and your … Continue reading →

Just got axed, “What’s your Dream Job?”: I have two! Tweedy, eccentric professor of European History at some awesome Medieval university located someplace cold, blustery, rainy, and grey…OR, one of those tour girls on the Storybook Land Canal Boats at … Continue reading →

The gorgeous writer, rocker, and raconteur, Miss Vicki Abelson, hosts (quite LITERALLY hosts…as in “in her GOTTDAMNED LIVING ROOM”) the hottest monthly literary salon in Los Angeles, and my fatass is lucky enough to have wrangled a highly-prized invite for … Continue reading →

23 Things That Changed My Life: Knitting, Gay Men, Coco Chanel, My Babies, Anne Sexton, What’s Up, Doc?, William Butler, The Cedars-Sinai Rheumatology Dept., Fresno, Miss Bonnie Hearn, Valley of the Dolls, Los Angeles, Phyllis Diller, Dogs, 100% Cotton Granny … Continue reading →