Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Both Gregory and I woke up feeling sorta punk today, so we stayed in bed in our pajamas, he lovingly clutching the remote and me molesting some NORO yarn with a coupla wooden sticks. After pissing the chihuahuas, munching Panda … Continue reading →

My old favorite and one that always sends shivers of hilarity and delight through the hearts of little children the world over: A Bear and a Rabbit were taking a shit side-by-side in the woods. The Bear asked the Rabbit, … Continue reading →

The lovely, dark, and deep Japanese Noro…nestled right up against the cheap, American, Liddle Kiddle-colored, polyester, Red Heart SHIT Yarn that I love so very much. You know, I doubt very much that you could come up with a more … Continue reading →

Last night, not only did my darling friend, Drag Superstar Miss Jackie Beat, quite brilliantly host and perform at Drag Queen Karaoke in West Hollywood — she brought along a little birthday treat for my fatass…which, when I saw it, … Continue reading →

Watching this is SO making me jones for the many pleasures and delights that await us at THE TRACK. Next year: Santa Anita in the Springtime, motherfuckers! We miss you madly, Mather Zickel and C.J. Arabia — get your sweet, … Continue reading →

Story of my fucking life.

Inane Muff Fact #67: When my darling husband, Gregory, has one of his rather frequent bouts of insomnia, I have been known to employ the pharmacologically-sanctioned and FDA approved Oral Sleep Therapy used by wives since time immemorial, i.e., like … Continue reading →

The Bechdel Feminist Test for Film: “The Bechdel Test is a simple test which requires that a film meet the following three criteria to qualify: (1) It has to have at least two women in it, who (2) talk to … Continue reading →

Inane Muff Fact #994: Whenever I attend the wedding of anyone under the age of 30, I put on one of my fanciest black dresses, I bring an AWESOME gift I know the couple will adore, I celebrate and make … Continue reading →

I am not feeling at all well today, and in a pathetic attempt to prop myself up enough to get some writing done, I went a little heavy on the joe…and I now feel like a plague victim ON TRUCKER … Continue reading →