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This morning as I was waking, the following profound realization floated into my head as I gently crossed from that place into this one: I am FAR more a GAY MAN…than I am a STRAIGHT WOMAN. And now that I … Continue reading →

“This goes along with another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.” — Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye

We have an old friend — a BRILLIANT, HILARIOUS ol’ queen who has been a successful casting agent for probably damn near as long as my fatass has been sashaying about on this planet — WHO HAS FUCKING SEEN IT … Continue reading →

I always know it’s time for a gottdamned haircut when I look in the mirror and see Marcia Brady’s pencil sketch of George Washington — the one for which she got roundhouse kicked in the taco, sent to detention, and … Continue reading →

“You know, when I first went into the movies, Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived, I’m sure I would have played his mother. That’s the way … Continue reading →

“When you’re 50 you start thinking about things you haven’t thought about before. I used to think getting old was about vanity — but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial.” — Joyce Carol Oates

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” — John Waters

My 16 year old son, Otis — the intellectual sports savant who wants to be a sports journalist and has been a DIE HARD Yankees fan since he was a toddler and first fell in love with the history and … Continue reading →

“Not only does society suffer from racism and sexism but it also suffers from ageism. Once you reach a certain age you’re not allowed to be adventurous, you’re not allowed to be sexual. I mean, is there a rule? Are … Continue reading →

Oh, my lord. She’s SO MUCH BETTER BUTCH! But, then again…WHO ISN’T AFTER A FEW COCKTAILS?