muffy bolding

#votebitches #imwithher #hrc16 #womancard#dealmyfatassin #allgirlstothefront #alloldbroadstothefront #suckmyleftone

And, by the way, in the VERY unlikely event that Bernie (whom I admire and respect without end) should pull off a miracle, I would like to publicly state that I shall throw ALL of my 5’1″ 160 pounds behind him…with MIRTHFUL GIRTHFUL APLOMB.

#nowisthetimeforallgoodgirlsandboystocometotheaidoftheparty

Whatever candidate you may support, the most important thing you do today IS THAT YOU VOTE.

I, myself, am heartily heartened by all of the vast legions of people who have back-channeled to confide in me that despite the very vocal pressure and zealousness of all the hostile Trumpies and fervent Berners that currently surround, jostle, and judge them, they are, in fact, proudly marching right up to that Cardboard Booth of Democracy today and casting their vote for Hillary.

Including MY FATASS.

On this historic day…I will leave you with this quote from one of the FIERCEST, MOST FEARLESS, MOST FABULOUS BITCHES OF ALL TIME.

“If you give us the chance, we can perform. After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.” — Former Texas Governor and SUPREME KICKER OF ASS, Ann Richards

Yeah, chuckle it up, Motherfuckers — I’M NOT JOKING.

‪#‎DRUNKUNCLESisthenameofmynewpunkthugjugband‬

‪#‎backoffmanimfromfresno‬

I have literally been waiting my entire goddamned life — 27 WHOLE YEARS! — to shout as my BARBARIC ESTROGEN-FUELED YAWP from the rooftops of the world:

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD BROADS TO COME TO THE AID OF THE PARTY.

‪#‎allgirlstothefront‬ ‪#‎alloldbroadstothefront‬‪ #‎theworldofmenhasbroughtustotheedgeofruin‬ ‪#‎fuckallyall‬‪ #‎dropyourcocksandgrabyoursocksboys‬ ‪#‎andgetthefuckouttaourway‬‪ #‎wegotyour10000yearpatriarchalruleRIGHTHEREmotherfuckers‬‪#‎itsourturnnow‬ ‪#‎theovarianage‬ ‪#‎wereupgirls‬ ‪#‎thefutureisfemale‬‪#‎bitchesgetshitdone‬ ‪#‎shesdue‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬ ‪#‎tothepollswithusall‬ ‪#‎hrc2016‬‪ #‎hillary2016‬

ALL GIRLS TO THE FRONT.

#whenshetalksiheartherevolution

#‎menhavebroughtustothedgeofruin‬ ‪

#‎itisthetimeforwomen‬
‪#‎thefutureisfemale‬
‪#‎oldbroadstothefront‬ 
‪#‎HRC2016‬
‪#‎hillary2016‬

We really do.

#hillary2016
#imwithher
#bitchesgetshitdone

‘I am America,’ he once declared. ‘I am the part you won’t recognize. But get used to me—black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own. Get used to me.’ — Muhammad Ali

From the time I was an adolescent, I had this black and white postcard gladly tacked to a bulletin board in every place I ever lived. I very clearly remember that the first time I ever saw this now-iconic 1965 Neil Leifer photograph of an enraged Muhammad Ali (still known then as Cassius Clay) standing over a stunned Sonny Liston — screaming at Liston to get back up and fight him — I gasped out loud at the righteousness of it.

The audacity of it.

The generosity of it.