You goddamned right. You do NOT trifle with Women of a Certain Age because, Honey, we’ve SEEN IT ALL, DONE IT ALL, TURNT IT ALL, and BURNT IT ALL…and we FLAT JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Every morning, Old Broads like us wake up with CHUNKS OF THE PATRIARCHY IN OUR STOOL:
“Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age.”
― Gloria Steinem
#oldbroadstothefront
“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.”
― The FIERCE, INIMITABLE Miss Molly Ivins
#theunsinkablemollyivins
#wherehaveyougonemollyivinsoanationturnsitslonelyeyestoyou
#fuckthepatriarchy
#ALLBROADSTOTHEFRONT
If I have ONE mantra by which I live and write and move through this world…it is this:
It is never TOO SOON and it is never TOO MUCH.
NEVER.
“Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.” — Kevyn Aucoin
“The telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.” — Kurt Vonnegut
Your Vicious Correspondent and the FABULOUS performer and Framily Member O’ Mine, Miss Selene Luna.
This one is for Miss Jackie Beat — for reasons which are WELL KNOWN to her.
SO COMPLETELY WHERE I’M HEADED.
#allhailcarriedonovan
#itsallaboutthoseglasses
#thisishowoldbroadsroll#youmaynotwannafuckmeanymorebutgoddamnityouaregonnarememberme
“I refuse to admit that I am more than 52…even if that makes my children illegitimate.” — The Fierce and Fabulous Viscountess Nancy Witcher Astor, First woman to sit in the British House of Commons, 1879 – 1964
#nancyastorismyspiritanimal #fuckoffim27 #plustaxanddeposit#andshippingandhandling #andimporttaxes #andrestockingfees#ohgofuckyourself #im27
All my most fervent Slusbandly love goes out to my gorgeous Gusband, Miss Jackie Beat…who on Sunday lost his fierce, miraculous furry baby, the electrifying, one of a fucking kind…Lil’ Sister.
I love you SO MUCH, Blinky Beat! And, that is the best way to move through your grief and try to carry on after such a heartbreaking loss. LOVE is the ANSWER.
RADIATE LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, and EVEN MORE LOVE OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE. For your precious Sister…and for ALL the beautiful little poochies all over the world who need it.
Lil’ Sister was SO BELOVED by all who knew her…and she will always be remembered by us all. We will miss her totally unique lightning love light force. Forever.
SHE WAS HERE.
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