A PROUD Mama and her BEAUTIFUL BELOVED BABY GOAT…frolicking beneath the waterfalls at Disneyland…and improvising our very own version of MOUSE EARS. So fancy!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, Goatie Lou!
Words of profound wisdom from one of my most FAVORITE characters of all time in one of my most FAVORITE movies of all time.
He is the LEAST complicated character in the movie…and the MOST complicated character in the movie…ALL AT THE SAME TIME. He is a hood — but he is PURE.
He is a masterpiece…and I think of him often.
“I don’t like that surfin’ shit. Rock and roll’s been goin’ downhill ever since Buddy Holly died.” — The MAGNIFICENT John Milner, “American Graffiti
Not surprisingly, as both a writer and a lunatic, I am VERY influenced by my surroundings…and foremost among those influences on my mood, mental health, creativity, and productivity are two main factors:
1) The Weather. I cannot stress enough how much the seasons and the sky and the air tempurature have on my well-being and ability to kick that shit OUT. As I have whined and sniveled MANY, MANY TIMES BEFORE, I have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder, the exact opposite of what most people suffer from in a meteorological sense. The cold, the grey, the blustery rainy weather MURDERS THEIR SOUL…whereas, with the coming of Fall and Winter…MY FATASS IS BORN AGAIN.
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2) Color. Beautiful color is EVERYTHING to me. It can alter my outlook, soar my soul, inspire my undercarriage, keep The Monster at bay. Beauty saves my life every day.
With that said…what is YOUR favorite color?
I’ll start, because mine is VERY specific and VERY evocative for me.
My favorite color is what I call Farfisa Mod-1960s Pucci-Print-Bell-Sleeved-Mini-Dress Yardley-White-Frosted-Lipstick-And-White-Go-Go-Boots Electronic Organ Orange.
Tell me yours.
Inane Muff Fact #227: When I first heard that Miss Harper Lee had climbed up on an untouchable cultural and literary mountain top, shimmied down her granny panties, squatted down, and took a HUGE STEAMING DUMP on it by writing and releasing a sequel to “To Kill A Mockingbird” — “Go Set a Watchman” — in which we find that despite being a most noble, egalitarian, awe-inspiring character in the first book, in his later years, ol’ Atticus Finch has de-evolved and become, instead, a motherloving STAUNCH, WHITE-SUPREMACIST, HATEFUL, RACIST SEGREGATIONIST, the very first thing I thought about was NOT what a profound loss to literature it was…but just how fucking UNBELIEVABLY PISSED the vast legions of smug, intellectual hipsters who named their little boys Atticus must be. Oh, and, trust me, there are MANY.
Personally, as a tubby smug intellectual asshole, myself…I would KICK SOME FAT ASS.
#antibes
#villaamerica
#rakingthesandwithgerald
#wearingmypearlsbackwardsonthebeach
#fleeonmydonkey
#glamorousepicwriterslife
#nahnotreallyijustwanttoeatcheeseandgetnailedwhilstwearingaberetandtrianglemustachedrawnonwithablacksharpiepen
#fattielikesflavor
#luckyslut
Honestly. How LUCKY can one Old Hooker be? A DELIGHTFUL lunch last week at The Grand Central Market in Downtown LA with My Girls — who are comprised of not only BRILLIANT New York Times bestselling author, artist, and SERIOUS Menschette, Miss Mimi Pond (procure and read her MARVELOUS, much-lauded graphic novel, “Over Easy” so you are good and ready for when the MUCH-anticipated sequel comes out!), as well as the DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS and BELOVED world-famous actor, Miss Lynne Stewart (Yes, Mein Poppets…that’d be MISS. FRICKIN’. YVONNE!)…but ALSO my FIERCE, FABULOUS FILIPINA SISTA, Miss Liza Sonza Cranis, behind the gottdamned camera!
I don’t know what I did in another life to deserve such marvelous friends and adventures in this one…but I’m SO glad I did it. When you are fortunate enough to find good friends who love you and support you…LOVE and SUPPORT THEM BACK with ALL your heart.
I really am the Luckiest Slut who ever lived and sashayed the mean streets of planet earth in a black dress and a shit-eatin’ grin.
“All my life, I’ve been fearful of defeat. But, now that it has come, it’s not near as terrible as I’d expected. The sun still shines, water still tastes good…glory is all well and good, but life is enough, nay?” — Mark Antony, “Rome”
Recently, Louisiana Governor, FERVENT, VOCAL, RABID, Anti-Choice Advocate, and Republican Presidential Candidate Hopeful, Piyush “Bobby” Jindal, who was BORN here in the United States after his parents moved here while his mother was pregnant — meaning, of course, that he was CONCEIVED in India — unwisely opened up his Twitter account for a world-wide question-fest under the hashtag #AskBobby.
Madness, of course, ensued.
When, oh when, will The Right learn that The Left CREATED the Intarwebs…and our twisted lunatic brilliant jackals FUCKING PWN IT?
ALL HAIL Ol’ Evil Larry, here.
In the VICIOUS circles in which I run…that right there, Mein Poppets, would be a MOTHERLOVING CHECKMATE.
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