In solidarity with my sisters and our struggles all over the world for equality, safety, education, opportunity, prosperity, influence, and dominion over our own bodies and our own destinies, I would now like to throw my full support behind the idea for a Wonder Woman movie created solely by women WITH GREAT GUSTO. I would also like to offer up all that I am and all that I do to make this brilliant, vital project a reality — including my enthusiasm, my writing, my vision, my ideas, my financial support, and my offer to portray…PRO BONO, MOTHERFUCKERS!…the FIERCE Miss Wondie’s evil nemesis, that Russian COLD WAR/OLD WHORE ZAFTIG VILLAINESS IN BLACK:

Muffalina Squatenkoff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know I’m just a trashy ol’ THICK, HICK, SPIC, TRICK from Fresno, California — but, hey…IT COULD HAPPEN.

At any rate, all horseshit aside…done from top to tails PURELY BY BROADS — how AWESOME WOULD THIS BE??



About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
This entry was posted in categories can suck my dick. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s