In solidarity with my sisters and our struggles all over the world for equality, safety, education, opportunity, prosperity, influence, and dominion over our own bodies and our own destinies, I would now like to throw my full support behind the idea for a Wonder Woman movie created solely by women WITH GREAT GUSTO. I would also like to offer up all that I am and all that I do to make this brilliant, vital project a reality — including my enthusiasm, my writing, my vision, my ideas, my financial support, and my offer to portray…PRO BONO, MOTHERFUCKERS!…the FIERCE Miss Wondie’s evil nemesis, that Russian COLD WAR/OLD WHORE ZAFTIG VILLAINESS IN BLACK:
Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know I’m just a trashy ol’ THICK, HICK, SPIC, TRICK from Fresno, California — but, hey…IT COULD HAPPEN.
At any rate, all horseshit aside…done from top to tails PURELY BY BROADS — how AWESOME WOULD THIS BE??
I’M SO IN.