A SERIOUS GOP ASS-HANDING by Senator Wendy Davis last night in Austin, Texas — and today? TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL in Washington, DC. EQUALITY ABOUNDS! And, the delicious maraschino cherry on top of THAT FABULOUS SUNDAE? An AWESOME Dodger win last night against The Giants at Chavez Ravine (GO DOYERS!) — all proof that Birthday Wishes ABSOLUTELY come true!
Happy, Happy Birthday, our BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT, BOSS Baby Goat! You are THE SUN. We LOVE YOU!