An Old Hooker and New Mama. I remember that when this shot was taken, my beautiful, tiny, newborn son, Hunter (yes, named for the Good Doctor, himself), was mewling just out of frame, causing my milk to immediately drop, causing me to pull my knee up so it wouldn’t read in the photo. If that happened now, not only would I NOT block the camera from capturing it…I’d proudly present those awesome titties with both hands…just like ‘ol Carol Merrill introducing the goddamned prizes on “Let’s Make A Deal.”

Chateau Marmont, Los Angeles, 1994.

About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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4 Responses to milk

  1. k a r a h ~ says:

    Muffy! You look so beautiful and haven’t aged , Amazing!!!

  2. Laura Jones says:

    You can’t know how much I heart this mid-90s sandals.

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