oh, christmas tree!

Can I just say how both amusing and satisfying it is and how DEEPLY it makes me smile when I walk into the homes of devout Christians…and see a HUGE tree set up in their living room, one which they have chosen with great reverence and care, to display in a place of great honor, to decorate and venerate and celebrate, to gather together and gather ’round, to adorn with baubles and trinkets and sing soulful odes to…JUST LIKE AWESOME LITTLE MOTHER GODDESS/EARTH-WORSHIPPING PAGANS?

So unbelievably awesome.


About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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2 Responses to oh, christmas tree!

  1. gijlyons says:

    Reblogged this on My Blog and commented:
    Muffy is the wittiest, most hilarious, human teller of tales extant.

  2. Pingback: Happy 202nd Birthday Søren Kierkegaard | waldina

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