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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

happy anniversary

Posted on March 19, 2008 by muffybolding

The Lie: The Truth:

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on and on

Posted on March 11, 2008 by muffybolding

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? I am currently in a hilarious relationship. 2) What was your dream growing up? Gosh, first and foremost, as the oldest girl in a family of nine kids, I suppose it was … Continue reading →

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trippin’

Posted on March 8, 2008 by muffybolding

Next month, the darling Gregory and I are stowin’ the babies, packing our bags, and heading out for a little adventure to the Land of Baked Beans, Butch Sicilians, and Blue-blooded Brahmins: Boston! So…do tell us your fave places to … Continue reading →

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stay gold, motherfuckers

Posted on March 5, 2008 by muffybolding

Ten Weird Facts About Me 1) I have never, ever been bitten by a mosquito. I don’t really know what the deal is, but apparently they just don’t like the taste of my fatass. Pity. With a little gravy and … Continue reading →

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the meme of the unholy trinity

Posted on March 5, 2008 by muffybolding

You get 3 words; no more, no less. 1. Where is your cell phone? Between my titties. 2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? The Cutest Piglet. 3. Your hair? “That Girl” flip. 4. Where is your father? Covered with snow. 6. Your favorite … Continue reading →

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once more…with feeling

Posted on March 4, 2008 by muffybolding

When will these blasted writers ever learn? If you come from a normal, boring background with no visible signs of addiction, poverty, abuse, or neglect, first of all, drop to your knees and thank your lucky goddamned stars — and … Continue reading →

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the empress of profania

Posted on February 28, 2008 by muffybolding

Ha! “You use lots of colorful language and expressions.” Ya think? You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and … Continue reading →

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what’s the story, morning glory?

Posted on February 23, 2008 by muffybolding

Actor and Scientologist, Jenna Elfman, and her son, Story. She undoubtedly purchased those shoes for him and is proudly carting him around in public whilst he wears them…so, call me kooky, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here … Continue reading →

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hear, hear!

Posted on February 17, 2008 by muffybolding

From George Orwell’s, “Why I Write”: “Putting aside the need to earn a living, I think there are four great motives for writing, at any rate for writing prose. They exist in different degrees in every writer, and in any … Continue reading →

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one question

Posted on February 16, 2008 by muffybolding

I have been a passionate, aggressive, dedicated activist and advocate for women’s civil and reproductive rights since I was a teenager — and remain as energetically committed to the cause of feminism as I ever was. I have coordinated, participated … Continue reading →

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