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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

look

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

‪#‎lookatityousonofabitch‬

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not-so-fresh

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

Last night, Gregory and I watched one of those Biography Channel profiles of ABBA, and watching it, I realized two things. 1) I LOVE the music of ABBA. And 2) That no matter how much I LOVE the music of … Continue reading →

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me

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

Maude bless us, EVERY ONE. https://muffybolding.com/2013/06/25/the-goddess-sally-hansen/

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boy

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

A grey, chilly day in Los Angeles…and our three adorable babies — Miss Frances, Miss Pearl, and Miss Vivian — burrowed in and baking in warm, cozy blankets straight out of the dryer. Or, as our BRILLIANT, WELL-READ son, Hunter, … Continue reading →

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truth

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweat shops.” — American paleontologist and evolutionary biologist, Stephen … Continue reading →

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#gopstfu

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

Today I had a delightful memory of a few years back when I received an email from some Dangerously Imbalanced Fascist Family Members of mine back in Fresno…in which they had forwarded a photograph of Barack Obama with his feet … Continue reading →

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lucky

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

This is what you get to see sitting next to you in your cozy, book-filled living room…if you are the luckiest girl in the world. ‪#‎gregory‬ ‪#‎pearliemae‬ ‪#‎books‬  ‪#‎thecozy‬ ‪#‎luckyslut‬

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death

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

Jesus Christ. THIS. ‪#‎ifyousayyouveneverdonethisyousealyinmuthafucka‬

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just fucking text

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

I BEG OF YOU. I IMPLORE OF YOU. I JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND AXE YOU. ‪#‎domeasolidandstepyourhillbillyassintothemotherloving21stcenturyandTEXTabitch‬

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generosity of spirit

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” — Mark Twain

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