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Dude…how come Woody Allen, Pete Townshend, and Roman Polanski get a fucking pass?

TUMMY. OFF. TRACK. TODAY. NOT. GOOD. THANK. THE. GODS. FOR. BABYWIPES. AND. CLEMENTINE. AIR-FRESHENER. WHERE. IS. YOUR. GOD. NOW. MOSES?

Contrary to the Right insisting otherwise, I personally believe that MUCH of this anti-immigration fuss is based in a profound and deeply-entrenched cultural and historical racist ideology. I think that there are racists walking amongst us who quite literally have … Continue reading →

“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how … Continue reading →

“I think anyone who’s an activist but doesn’t own up to their contradictions is not doing anyone a favor.” — Beth Ditto

Haven’t these Chinese astro-bastards heard of Space Food Sticks and Tang, goddamnit? Eat fucking raccoon, or hedgehog, or those awful pink-faced monsters, the possums. But for christ’s sake — DON’T EAT THE SWEET BABIES. They’re much more valuable as friends … Continue reading →

What’s up with Luke Wilson and that inexplicable meatface? His body looks pretty much the same…and yet his face looks like…well, it looks like MINE.

Though it doesn’t get nearly the same attention as its grey, Wintery sister, Summer Seasonal Affective Disorder is a right bitch. This time every year, the sun singes my soul and I watch the weather forecast every night with dread … Continue reading →

The Minotaur The mahogany table-top you smashedHad been the broad plank topOf my mother’s heirloom sideboard-Mapped with the scars of my whole life. That came under the hammer.That high stool you swung that dayDemented by my beingTwenty minutes late for … Continue reading →

On my way back from a delicious brekkie with the BRILLIANT Billy Butler this morning, I heard on NPR that a new exhibit is opening at the Gene Autry Museum of Western Heritage here in LA: “Gays and Lesbians in … Continue reading →