Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Billy arrived in Nashville this afternoon to begin all the pre-production work for the film. He called me the second he got there to tell me that I couldn’t get my fatass out there FAST ENOUGH — as there appears … Continue reading →

If you can read this…you made the cut, motherfucker.

Christ, through all of the keening and lamentation of late, I almost forgot to tell you about my latest, greatest news! Guess whose sweet, darling, psychic husband bought her THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF ALL TIME? Yeah. That’s right. Mine. … Continue reading →

Lawdie, lawdie, lawdie…there has been FAR too much drama around here lately for MY fatass. And as much as I wish I could play, no can do. As little Georgie Harrison used to so brilliantly say before he was dead, … Continue reading →

Awhile ago, my son, Hunter, and his entire crew of then-11 year old skateboard buddies were lounging around my living room — eating Hot Cheetos, drinking root beer, and watching South Park. I had an appointment and was way in … Continue reading →

Okay, bitches, because I miss it so gottdamned much and occasionally just gotta have it (and because I KNOW all you wicked, sinful bastards undoubtedly have lots to confess!)…step right up, pull that strand of rosary beads slowly out of … Continue reading →

I received a query to today’s omnipresent community amnesty meme from one of the most fascinating and talented women on my friends list — . In it, she makes mention of an earlier comment I had made elsewhere about how … Continue reading →

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6 cockeatin’ 30. 2. Diamonds or pearls? BOTH, goddamnit. I’m nothing short of a dirty, plundering, acquisitive whore who enjoys nothing more than a lazy afternoon spent guzzling absinthe, stroking my … Continue reading →

I certainly would’ve guessed that Mrs. Beaver would’ve ranked higher on my list — though my real deep and abiding connection always has been and always will be…to Reepicheep, and sailing on alone to the Utter East. You scored as … Continue reading →

I completely embrace and live by the concept of the song below: that we have the power to reinvent ourselves and start all over again anytime we decide to…truly unencumbered by the mistakes and circumstances of our past. I consider … Continue reading →