Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

A while back, my dear old friend — the AWESOME NYC writer/artist/zinester/flâneur, Miss Ayun Halliday — posted as her Facebook status update this marvelous quote from Miss Amanda Fucking Palmer: “Stop pretending art is hard.” Concurring to my core, I … Continue reading →

I am just sitting here on this lovely, soft, clement Los Angeles evening, drinking my soy latte, meandering down a random, delightful Facebook path through the pages of all my treasured old Fresno comrades, when suddenly I randomly come upon … Continue reading →

I just gotta say that I LOATHE how we have commodified and fetishized babies and motherhood in this culture. Just the thought of it makes my flesh crawl. It’s time to move past the $300 diaper bags with hand-embroidered bluebirds … Continue reading →

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Middle Age. Like death and skintags, it comes to us all. But, trust me…delivered along with the gunt, the stray grey pubes, the chin hairs, the crepey face, and The Florida Evans Neck, there are fabulous advantages to being a … Continue reading →

TRUTH: “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care much for pie.” — Tenneva Jordan

I once took part in a lively online discussion about the invaluable assistance of employing mind-altering substances to enhance the creation of one’s art, a discussion that was compelled by my posting the following quote: “See, I think drugs have … Continue reading →

“With the solitary exception of the Eskimos, there isn’t a people on earth that doesn’t use psychoactive plants to effect a change in consciousness, and there probably never has been. As for the Eskimos, their exception only proves the rule: … Continue reading →

Can I get an AMEN up in this MUTHAFUCKA? ‪#‎fucktheseguys‬ ‪#‎ibelieveinunicornsandobiwankenobi‬ ‪#‎maytheforcebewithyou‬ ‪#‎always‬

About to get my talons tinted by my best girl, Miss Lani, whilst wearing a delightful rendering of my GORGEOUS GUSBAND, Miss Jackie Beat, across my heaving, scandalous bosom. Life is astounding. ‪#‎luckyslut‬