Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE…with ALL my heart. DO IT.

I just took a shower and warshed my bagine…and, now, on our way to the world famous Clifton’s Cafeteria in MIGHTY Downtown Los Angeles, my GLORIOUS GUSBAND — Miss Jackie Beat — is going to get me pregnant in the … Continue reading →

A trashy, tawdry Old Trollop…bathed in the filthy, meretricious neon lights of Hollywood Boulevard. Because OF COURSE. #whoneedsfiltersmakeupdignityorshamewhenyourfatassgotneon

Yesterday morning: WRONG WAY, RUSH HOUR, FREEWAY CHASE WITH A GIRL DRIVER! Little Sister is fucking BRILLIANT and CRAFTY as — with NO cops on her ass and only helicopters above — she just shrewdly and systematically made her way … Continue reading →

Because sometimes…you just need to put that gottdamned baby on the gottdamned floor and get yourself a Slurpee. I get it. Oh, trust me: I GET IT. ‪ #‎backoffmanimfromfresno‬

This is utterly gorgeous and utterly inspiring and makes me SO proud to be a girl. These broads are COMPLETE BADASSES. For risking their own lives in a last desperate attempt to save the lives of these over 100 terrified, … Continue reading →

WTF? Ten years already? Looks like it’s time for Mama to renew her passport. #FATTIELIKESFRANCE #FATTIELIKESFRENCHFRIES #YESIHAVEAVAGINAONMYNECK

Hmm…perhaps the crazed, pasty Right Wing Religious Fundies are right. Maybe it really IS The End of Times — because my fatass is crossing things off My Bucket List LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. This photograph represents the latest check mark…and what … Continue reading →

At some point in her illustrious career of ass-kicking, ball-busting, spell-casting, myth-weaving, shape-shifting, and LAYING WASTE TO ALL THOSE FOOLS WHO WOULD DARE ATTEMPT TO SUBDUE HER…every bonafide, self-respecting, card-carrying, RAGING HARRIDAN at long last comes into her FULL POWER … Continue reading →

Whoever it is that ultimately ends up with the Democratic nomination for President — either Hillary OR Bernie — this AWESOME, BALLSY MOTHERFUCKER right here…Illinois Congressman Luis V. Gutierrez…is MY ABSOLUTE FIRST CHOICE FOR VEEP. Pay close attention, Mein Poppets … Continue reading →