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Jesus Gottdamned Christ. Have you ever noticed that convicts, outlaws, bikers, and old stoners ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS claim to be, “part Cherokee on my Mama’s side”? What the fuck is THAT all about? And, that no matter what kind of … Continue reading →

What more can I possibly say about myself and my 10 equally FIERCE and FERAL siblings…than that which is captured DEAD FUCKING ON in those two bottom pics, Mein Poppets. THOSE TWO PHOTOS ARE THE EPIC EMBODIMENT OF MY GODDAMNED … Continue reading →

Welcome, Welcome, BELOVED OCTOBER! Let the SEASON OF SCARY STUFF BEGIN! As our BEAUTIFUL Baby Goat once very earnestly said to me in her DEAD-ON GONZO MUPPET VOICE when she was just three years old: “I like to keep it … Continue reading →

Mother of Maude. How DARLING and ADORABLE is My One True Love in his cute new spectacles? SWOOOOOOON! PS) Yes, I am married to Elvis Costello.

If Miss Jane Hathaway and I had a baby together…this horrified, disgusted tiny nerd girl WOULD SURELY BE IT. Also: I CAN LITERALLY TELL THAT GUY’S GODDAMNED RELIGION JUST BY GAZING AMAZED AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. Also: I was conceived in … Continue reading →

Even when it’s difficult and perilous and you feel like you cannot take one more breath nor one more step, you do…because even when it’s hard, life is still so fucking gorgeous. Never forget: Be bold, fight on, and MIGHTY … Continue reading →

The Fat Genie Who Looks Exactly Like Aunt Bea From “The Andy Griffith Show” says: RUB MY GUNT…and MAKE A WISH, BITCHES! Oh, and for the record: MAJOR NELSON CANNOT FUCK.

Now, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, Mein Poppets. Don’t worry about ANYBODY ELSE or what they are doing or what they are thinking or what they have that you don’t. FUCK ALL THAT. As ol’ Teddy Roosevelt once wisely … Continue reading →

OH, MY STARS! So, this weekend is Gay Days at Disneyland and last night my fatass is lying here all cozy with Gregory and Pearlie Mae…knitting and watching, “The Roosevelts” on PBS (Can you say OBSESSED?!) and from out of … Continue reading →

Imagine my surprise and delight when a friend posted this FABULOUS rendering of an Old Hooker on my Facebook page today. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE? I am both blown away and HONORED BEYOND REASON. It’s perfect! The only thing missing … Continue reading →