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america

“When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance.” — Sarah Vowell, “Take the Cannoli: Stories from the New World”

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madness

My most favorite photographs of myself are not the ones where I look comely or even come hither. No, my most favorite photographs of myself are the ones where I look COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. “So true to … Continue reading

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fuck thyself

Knitter, PLEASE. I wake up every morning with chunks o’ FUCKING DULLARD REPUBLICANS in my stool. COME AT ME, BRO. ‪#‎allthinepilgrimsisterstothefront‬

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knit

MY LOVE. MY OBSESSION. MY DELIGHT. MY PROZAC.

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ebullient packer

I am sick in bed and in between unconsciousness-raising doses of NyQuil, I am just lying here dosing before dozing and feeling sleepily wistful about traveling the world…and wishing so much that I was somewhere else seeing glorious places and … Continue reading

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truth

You live your life right. You get up every morning and be the absolute best person you can be. You support art. You give to charity. You show gratitude for every kindness that is done for you. You send love … Continue reading

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us

‪#‎youhavenofuckingidea‬ ‪#‎therearemanyframiliesintheworldbutthisoneismine‬‪#‎jackiebeat‬ ‪#‎mariodiaz‬ ‪#‎seleneluna‬ ‪#‎nadyaginsburg‬ ‪#‎traviswalck‬‪#‎leslielemons‬ ‪#‎calperniaaddams‬ ‪#‎alecmapa‬ ‪#‎muffybolding‬‪#‎nevertakesidesagainsttheframily‬

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truth

TRUTH. ‪#‎nevergiveup‬ ‪#‎ifyougiveupfuckyou‬

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where the magic lives

So, I’m at Disney’s HUGE industry extravaganza/convention/shin-dig, D23 Expo, a coupla years ago with my old friend, Billy, and as we are making our way through all of the VINTAGE DISNEY FABULOSITY, I suddenly come across this random wall of … Continue reading

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slut

I am a slut. In fact, I come from a long line of sluts — USO dance hostesses, carnival gypsies, gangster’s molls, and straight-up trollops — broads who would cut your throat just as soon as look at your fucking … Continue reading

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