Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

“I moved to Los Angeles because my wife and I decided we had to live in the city with the most substance in the United States. And I do not regret it for a second. Don’t be misled by the … Continue reading →

I am felled mightily by some sort of a stomach bug. Without going into too much graphic detail…may I just say that the UNSPEAKABLE INDIGNITY OF BEING A MORTAL CREATURE OF MAUDE EXISTING IN THE MATERIAL WORLD is sometimes ENTIRELY … Continue reading →

From my AWESOME Number Two Gusband — The FIERCE, FABULOUS, ELEGANT Boy From Detroit, Joe Fitrzyk. He is generous, brilliant, and, apparently, PSYCHIC. Thank you, Joey Fitz! I LOVE YOU! From The Archives: https://muffybolding.com/2010/08/24/please-dont-wake-me-no-dont-shake-me-leave-me-where-i-am-im-only-sleeping/

Non-Negotiable Rule of Feminism #2:  Honey, you can raise all the FIERCE, FEARLESS, FEMINIST girl children in the world…but, if you also unleash a son who is a SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC, PATRIARCHAL PRICK WITH MEAN MINDLESS MAN MEAT DANGLIN’ BETWIXT his … Continue reading →

DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS Drag Queen Bingo with my FAVORITE BRUNCH BIATCH, Miss Jackie Beat! ‪#‎therearemanygusbandsintheworldbutthisoneismine‬

Attending Sunday Drag Queen Bingo Brunch in Burbank in order to eat stacks of pancakes, fistfuls of bacon, and see MY TWO TRUE LOVE — Miss Jackie Beat! — with MY ONE TRUE LOVE — Gregory! ‪#‎cutejewboy‬ ‪#‎fingeredunderthetable‬ ‪#‎luckyslut‬  

When I am at Starbucks placing the order for my usual — a large soy latte — when the barista inevitably asks me, “Would you like that iced or hot, Miss?”, I ALWAYS look them straight in the eye and … Continue reading →

Other than the TRUE LOVE and DEVASTATING STYLE and WIT with which you are CONSTANTLY surrounded…the very best thing about being a FAGHAG is the UNIMAGINABLY FABULOUS GIFTS that are so thoughtfully and generously bestowed upon you…JUST BECAUSE. Thank you, … Continue reading →

“Why are you stingy with yourselves? Why are you holding back? What are you saving for—for another time? There are no other times. There is only now. Right now.” — George Balanchine