Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

AS IF this photograph weren’t already COMPLETELY ON TRACK being just exactly what it is…the awesome quotient went right through the motherloving roof with an extra added bonus delight: The two babies caught unawares in the top row. We’re gonna … Continue reading →

Inane Muff Fact #637: When I am feeling despondent, bewildered, frightened, or in pain and need to close my eyes and go to “My Happy Place”…the place I go to is Rob and Laura Petrie’s living room at 148 Bonnie … Continue reading →

Honestly? This might just be the GREATEST SINGLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. Oh, and when you read this in your head, do be sure and read it in ol’ Barry’s voice and unmistakable cadence. Just trust … Continue reading →

I have to say, watching Karl Rove LOSE HIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND ON FOX NEWS has been just one of the many small, schadenfreudic pleasures of the past couple of days. Him squirming and stammering that something was obviously amiss in … Continue reading →

I find it positively mind-boggling that a person can, in all earnestness, pronounce that, “God is our only president!” and NOT see the DIRECT IDEOLOGICAL CORRELATION between their own beliefs…and that of The Taliban. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

“My mother wanted me to be a slim, respectable socialite. Instead, I became an overweight troublemaker.” — Brigid Berlin

AMEN. Spoken like the true loving, protective father of two young women whom he ADORES. For me, this is what it ALL boils down to. Jobs don’t mean anything, economic recovery doesn’t mean anything, NONE of the issues at stake … Continue reading →

Barack Obama is not perfect. He is, in fact, FAR from perfect. He is not The White Knight (or even The Black Knight,!) that we had all dreamily and ignorantly envisioned he would be four years ago, but neither is … Continue reading →

I got your passive subservience RIGHT HERE. Giggle behind THIS HAND, motherfucker. GEISHA GIRL POWER!

For one weekend a year, The Happiest Place On Earth becomes The GAYEST Place On Earth — and on that particular weekend, where else would a Hopelessly Devoted Card-Carrying Fag Hag BE? Yes, Mein Poppets, It’s Gay Days here at … Continue reading →