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Along with unparalleled love, friendship, belly laughter, Fag Haggery, and FUN, one of the many delightful benefits of being Mary’d to the generous and multi-talented Miss Jackie Beat: A FRESNO COUNTY FAIR CARTOON CARICATURE QUICKLY ETCHED ON THE PLACEMAT OF … Continue reading →

I was asked on a date recently by the notorious and delightful Mario Diaz — and as if that alone wasn’t enough of a thrill for a fat girl from Fresno…the date was to see a show performed by his … Continue reading →

Speaking now as a writer, a performer, a creatress, a whore, a feminist, an activist, a fomenteur, a shitkicker, a ballbuster, a mother, a broad, a fatass, and simply a woman…may I say that this piece by Roseanne Barr could … Continue reading →

Oh, my. If I and all my brilliant, degenerate, scandalous friends had been alive in Paris at the turn of the last century — and, god knows, WE SHOULDA BEEN — this place SO would’ve been OUR HANG. Brimstone martini, … Continue reading →

Over the past few years, yet another completely original art-form has arisen from African-American culture. Just like gospel, blues, jazz, rock n’ roll, rap, hip-hop, breakdancing, Vogueing, and so much more before it, Footwork — originating straight outta the corners, … Continue reading →

Gosh, yesterday was so relaxing — just hanging out at home with my One True Love and all the babies, drinking coffee, knitting, and reading to my heart’s content. Then, last night, a delicious Kimchi orgy of EPIC proportions at … Continue reading →

“The Breakfast Club really bothered me. This is, like, an iconic movie, and the coolest character, Ally Sheedy, goes from being this interesting, quirky girl to being made ‘hot’ so she can make out with frickin’ Emilio Estevez? Give me … Continue reading →

Pearlie Mae the Stowaway. Love of my life, sunshine of my very existence. My 4 pound reason for living. Someday, her ashes, along with Gregory’s and Frances’, will mingle with my own — and all of us will reside on … Continue reading →

A most heartfelt, post-assassination message to the bastard naysayers on both the Right AND the Left: Calm down, Mary — one thing at a time. The fucking government issue assault rifles are still smokin’ and the hammerhead sharks are just … Continue reading →