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“I moved to Los Angeles because my wife and I decided we had to live in the city with the most substance in the United States. And I do not regret it for a second. Don’t be misled by the superficial glitz and glamour of Hollywood. It’s the city with the most cultural substance. What I like about Los Angeles is that it allows everyone to live his or her own lifestyle. Drive around the hills and you find a Moorish castle next to a Swiss chalet sitting beside a house shaped like a UFO. There is a lot of creative energy in Los Angeles not channelled into the film business. Florence and Venice have great surface beauty, but as cities they feel like museums, whereas for me Los Angeles is the city in America with the most substance, even if it’s raw, uncouth and sometimes quite bizarre. Wherever you look is an immense depth, a tumult that resonates with me. New York is more concerned with finance than anything else. It doesn’t create culture, only consumes it; most of what you find in New York comes from elsewhere. Things actually get done in Los Angeles. Look beyond the glitz and glamour of Hollywood and a wild excitement of intense dreams opens up; it has more horizons than any other place. There is a great deal of industry in the city and a real working class; I also appreciate the vibrant presence of the Mexicans. In the last half century every significant cultural and technical trend has emerged from California, including the Free Speech Movement and the acceptance of gays and lesbians as an integral part of a dignified society, computers and the Internet, and — thanks to Hollywood — the collective dreams of the entire world.” — Film Director Werner Herzog

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Herzog in his backyard in Los Angeles

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word to your motherfucker

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feces week

I am felled mightily by some sort of a stomach bug. Without going into too much graphic detail…may I just say that the UNSPEAKABLE INDIGNITY OF BEING A MORTAL CREATURE OF MAUDE EXISTING IN THE MATERIAL WORLD is sometimes ENTIRELY TOO MUCH to fucking endure.

Pray for me, SEND BLEACH…and enjoy this shamelessly shitting hippo.

PS) THINK I DIDN’T?

‪#‎sprayingmyenclosure‬

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From my AWESOME Number Two Gusband — The FIERCE, FABULOUS, ELEGANT Boy From Detroit, Joe Fitrzyk. He is generous, brilliant, and, apparently, PSYCHIC. Thank you, Joey Fitz! I LOVE YOU!

From The Archives:

https://muffybolding.com/2010/08/24/please-dont-wake-me-no-dont-shake-me-leave-me-where-i-am-im-only-sleeping/

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sons

Non-Negotiable Rule of Feminism #2: 

Honey, you can raise all the FIERCE, FEARLESS, FEMINIST girl children in the world…but, if you also unleash a son who is a SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC, PATRIARCHAL PRICK WITH MEAN MINDLESS MAN MEAT DANGLIN’ BETWIXT his ENTITLED LEGS and NOTHIN’ AT ALL DANGLIN’ BETWIXT HIS DOUCHELORD EARS…in a Universal sense, you pretty much cancel the SHEER AWESOMEOSITY of your girl OUT.

In other words…as parents who have been charged with the sacred, vital task of raising decent, kind, enlightened human beings to people the planet — just know that you will be DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the unimaginable suffering of others, PARTICULARLY WOMEN and GIRLS. 

In other words…you had ONE FUCKING JOB…and YOU FUCKING FAIL.

‪#‎getwiththemotherlovingprogram‬
‪#‎girlstothefront‬

“We’ve begun to raise daughters more like sons… but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.”
― Gloria Steinem

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brunch bitches

DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS Drag Queen Bingo with my FAVORITE BRUNCH BIATCH, Miss Jackie Beat!

‪#‎therearemanygusbandsintheworldbutthisoneismine‬

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brunch love

Attending Sunday Drag Queen Bingo Brunch in Burbank in order to eat stacks of pancakes, fistfuls of bacon, and see MY TWO TRUE LOVE — Miss Jackie Beat! — with MY ONE TRUE LOVE — Gregory!

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hot

When I am at Starbucks placing the order for my usual — a large soy latte — when the barista inevitably asks me, “Would you like that iced or hot, Miss?”, I ALWAYS look them straight in the eye and answer, “Hot. LIKE ME.”

Then they inevitably belly laugh in surprise and delight and I add, “Honey, when you’re old and fat and a COMPLETE piece of ass like I am, you can TOTALLY say that, too. Trust me, I’ve earned it, Darling. I AM FUCKING HOT.”

‪#‎oldbitchesruletheworld‬
‪#‎oldbroadstothefront‬

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old cherub

Other than the TRUE LOVE and DEVASTATING STYLE and WIT with which you are CONSTANTLY surrounded…the very best thing about being a FAGHAG is the UNIMAGINABLY FABULOUS GIFTS that are so thoughtfully and generously bestowed upon you…JUST BECAUSE.

Thank you, Adrian Alvarez!

I LOVE IT and YOU WITH ALL MY WICKED, WICKED HEART!

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‪#‎antiquefattie‬
‪#‎JUSTLIKEME‬

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now

“Why are you stingy with yourselves? Why are you holding back? What are you saving for—for another time? There are no other times. There is only now. Right now.” — George Balanchine

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