on track

Because sometimes you just gotta take it OL’ SCHOOL.

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over

‪#‎knitterplease‬ ‪#‎done‬ ‪#‎dunzo‬ ‪#‎fin‬ ‪#‎ovah‬ ‪#‎fuckoffnow‬‪#‎alltreacherousoldbroadstothefront‬

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storm

Raging Muff Fact #666:

The Catholic Church once told me to shut my mouth when I fiercely and angrily confronted them about the atrocities committed against my beautiful Mother when she was still a child.

They laughed, told me to take my lies and leave.

They told me that to publicly accuse their powerful holy institution of such crimes would only bring shame upon my family.

They told me that the church would call upon its endless resources to discredit me and those others like me.

They smirked and dismissed me and told me that I — a powerless 21 year old girl — would never survive the storm.

And, I looked that slithering bishop right in the eye, smirked right back at him and said:

I AM THE STORM, MOTHERFUCKER.

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rage

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I received a comment this morning that my posting this meme on my wall a few days ago was making an unfair blanket statement about one group of people and that it was out of line.

My response:

Good Morning. My mother was brutally and regularly raped and sodomized by the family priest from the time she was six until the time she was thirteen. After such horrific trauma, it could perhaps be argued that every bad decision regarding men that she subsequently made in her entire life (and trust me, there were many) was the result of those unspeakable sexual assaults that started when she was just a tiny girl until an age when it was actually physically possible for her to become pregnant, in a time, may I remind you, LONG before abortion was safe, legal, or available. Remember, also, that according to the teachings of The Catholic Church, she would have burned in Hell eternally for ALL TIME for even considering it.

It could be further argued that those bad decisions subsequently affected the lives of not only myself but the lives of my eight brothers and sisters, as well — many of whom are profound substance abusers or already dead from profound substance abuse. I guess it could also be argued that ol’ Father Degauleretta from St. Alphonsus Church in Fresno, California fucked ME and my brothers and sisters in the ass — in those closets, cloisters, and confessional booths — as well. The collateral damage within my family caused by the UNSPEAKABLE crimes committed in God’s House on “holy ground” against my innocent baby mother all those years ago is UNIMAGINABLE — and that priest, if there is, in fact, a HELL, currently dwells within it…forever enshrined in a FLICKERING PYRE A MILE HIGH, bent over and being savagely sodomized by dark angels UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

Which, according to the laws of his beloved church…HE FUCKING DESERVES.

So, I would like to say that your comment is just rubbing ME the wrong way and that I could give a shit about which side of the fence you are working from and that I strongly resent and object to someone coming on MY page and telling me that “nobody should be making statements” like the one I have made and, finally, that I have the MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, CHILD-RAPING, GOD-HIDING, FORKED-TONGUE-HISSING, LIFE-DESTROYING RIGHT TO POST WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT ON MY OWN FACEBOOK PAGE…because my beautiful mother, my magnificent siblings, and myself HAVE EARNED THAT RIGHT IN WAYS THAT YOU, Offended Reader, CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FUCKING FATHOM.

In closing — and this goes for anyone else reading this — if you disagree with or are offended by ANYTHING I post here, please cordially feel free to not only UNFRIEND, but BLOCK ME…and that way you will henceforth be protected from being further exposed to my problematic micro-aggressions and rampant, ruthless safe-space violations. Thank you so much for chiming in.

Anybody else wanna act as a defender, champion, or apologist for The Catholic Church?

COME AT ME, BRO.

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as if

Knitter PLEASE.

AS IF.

‪#‎fiercewhoresdonthangwithbores‬

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penn

Goddamn, I love Penn Jillette. I would swaller his BRILLIANT OGRE LOG in a heartbeat.

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babies

Because sometimes the desire for the cozy warmth of a heating pad on Mama’s bed OVERRIDES any ongoing sibling rivalry issues.

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‪#‎misspearl‬
‪#‎deliciousfritosbaking‬ 
‪#‎thosearebabies‬ ‪#‎therearemanybabiesintheworldbutthesetwoaremine‬

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werd

WERD.

‪#‎goddamniamgonnamissthisguy‬‪#‎therewillneverbeanotherpotusascoolashimever‬ ‪#‎hrc2016‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬‪#‎alwayshavebeen‬ ‪#‎alwayswillbe‬ ‪#‎girlstothefront‬ ‪#‎oldbroadstothefront‬‪#‎whatthismotherlovingcountryneedsmorethananythingisawisecounciloffiercegrandmothersrunningit‬ ‪#‎myfatassissoin‬

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15

15 in 15

“The Rules: Don’t take too long to think about it. Fifteen authors (poets and playwrights included) who have influenced you as a reader, writer, thinker, and person. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes. Good night and good luck.”

1. David Foster Wallace

2. Dorothy Parker

3. Anne Sexton

4. Fran Lebowitz

5. Ted Hughes

6. Hunter Thompson

7. Doug Kenney

8. Scott Fitzgerald

9. Madeleine L’ Engle

10. George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart

11. Truman Capote

12. JD Salinger

13. Judy Blume

14. C.S. Lewis

15. Charles Bukowski

Do it if you want — and if not?

FUCK OFF, LADY.

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oddball

“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” — The BRILLIANT Oddball, “Kelly’s Heroes”

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