Author Archives: muffybolding

Which LUCKY Old Hooker has the greatest, sparkliest, most brilliant, most talented gottdamned friends? That’s right, MUTHAFUCKAS:MAMA DO.Here be said Lucky Old Hooker inhaling the latest book from her beloved friend and naked spa comrade — the INIMITABLE writer, artist, … Continue reading →

You were here. We remember you. WE WILL ALL FLARE OUR NOSTRILS and BELLY LAUGH TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN SOMEDAY — and, as always, YOUR ridiculous, delightful, contagious belly laugh will still be the best one of us all. Love you, … Continue reading →

I gotta tell you, Mein Poppets…I am just about done with EVERYBODY being offended ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THING, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. DONE. FIN. ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER.I have a post on deck that I’ve been working on for a couple of … Continue reading →

I am currently in the midst of answering some really great interview questions, one of which is asking what really makes a trashy Old Hooker like myself STAGGER THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE, STOPPING OCCASIONALLY TO LEAN MY FATASS ON SOME WALL … Continue reading →

Honey, let me tell you something…you can have all the fucking talent in the world and all the gottdamned ambition — but without INSPIRATION…you got NOTHING.

I was delighted to find that the last paragraph of this Harold Ramis quote is one of my very own personal mantras. It is how I live my life EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF EVERY FUCKING DAY: And lastly, my very … Continue reading →

My heart is so broken right now. I loved his work and I loved him. He was such an inspiration to me — his dignity, his decency, his humility, his humanity, his intelligence, and his endless, boundless enthusiasm. He was … Continue reading →

In ALL of my half century on this everlovin’ planet…in ALL the delicious Chinese food meals my fatass has consumed — and trust me, that’s A LOT — I have never once gotten two fortune cookies in one bag. My … Continue reading →

I wrote this piece a couple of days ago: I am now hearing reports that the Ukrainian government is poised to shut down the Internet, phone and cell service, as well as broadcast television access, and is ready to put … Continue reading →

A mighty languorous, relaxed Old Hooker after a MAGNIFICENT Thai massage from her favorite girl, the ADORABLE, DARLING, DELIGHTFULLY BRUTAL, Pancake, at The Delight Day Spa. Thanks for the HEALING BEATING and the LOVING DRUBBING! I love you, Miss Pancake! … Continue reading →