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Here I am a few weeks ago — The Sassy, Assy Librarian — mugging with the adorable trio of young actors, Hutch Dano, Adam Hicks, and Dan Curtis Lee, for Disney XDs new show, “Zeke and Luther”. I must say, … Continue reading →

The Los Angeles County Fair just closed its gates for another year, after graciously receiving my fatass for a record number of visits — with a personal best of four. It was glorious in every goddamned conceivable way: THE MONEY … Continue reading →

This little shart (because I just can’t seem to muster an entire shit for this one) is for those of you verily trembling with anticipation for the upcoming Bob Dylan Christmas album. My best friend, Billy, and I saw Dylan … Continue reading →

Recently, some friends and I were discussing the whole “Sexy Costume” obsession that has descended upon our culture over the past decade or two. It seems that anytime a person with a poontang dresses up for Halloween, it absolutely MUST … Continue reading →

So, The Daily Beast recently named Fresno the 55th smartest large city in the United States. That’s 55th out of … 55. To which I say, FUCK RIGHT ON OFF, HATERS…because aside from all the intolerant, misguided, Right Wing Conservative … Continue reading →

Back in the glory days of 14-hole Doc Martens and Riot Grrrl, my darling husband, Gregory, lived in Olympia, Washington and attended that hotbed of radical political activism and DIY music, art, and zine-publishing, The Evergreen State College. Like all … Continue reading →

Why, yes…of course that is my hilarious and then 10 year old daughter, Anne, in this commercial for the awesome Pimp doll from the notorious Charles Band film, “Blood Dolls.” Of course, it is.

As originally posted on hipmama.com: Armistice Dayby Muffy Bolding Though it is now officially known as Veteran’s Day, I prefer to call this day of remembrance by its original and much more poetic title: Armistice Day. This morning I woke, … Continue reading →

For my amazing, hilarious father-in-law, Bernard, who left this world five years ago…but whose influence, brilliance, and undying love live on and on. Happy Birthday, Dad. We miss you. From Jun. 29th, 2004: And I have been crying non-stop. Though … Continue reading →

Having moved away from FresNO a decade ago, I haven’t yet been to their awesome new seafood restaurant, Pismo’s, but I just came across this blog on CentralValleyMoms.com that takes issue with a sign near the door that apparently has … Continue reading →