Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Listen, Mein Poppets, I don’t give a shit if your friends are the most SPARKLING, ERUDITE bastards on the planet — if you never had the profound pleasure, privilege, and delight of having a one-on-one conversation with the brilliant Taylor Negron…then … Continue reading →

Bliss. #rainydayinLA #cozieddownwithfritoedbabies #chihuahuamattress #pearliemaeencrustedgunt #MOTHEROFDRAGONS

I am bereft. I will miss you all the rest of my days…ASTONISHING, FASCINATING, KIND, COMPASSIONATE, SUPPORTIVE, GENIUS, HILARIOUS old comrade. You were EVERYTHING all at once to so many people — actor, writer, artist, storyteller, chronicler, comedian, poet, bon … Continue reading →

Inane Muff Edict #488: I hereby officially decree 2015 as the Year of The MAGNIFICENT Dinner Party — whereupon I shall don my faux-Pucci caftan, ready the orange mod fondue-pot, dust off the Eydie Gorme albums, and summon to my … Continue reading →

I have said this many times before, but it bears repeating more on this UNIMAGINABLY TRAGIC DAY than it ever has: MAKE NO MISTAKE…the harder that The Thought Terrorists of The World attempt to stifle, censor, silence, and destroy those … Continue reading →

Welp, that’s it. Two doctors concur: Tomorrow, it’s back to the BIG, BAD, BUTCH MEDS FOR A BITCH. BRING IT.

Since ancient times, when the Japanese mend broken objects, rather than attempting to restore them to their previously unsullied state, they instead aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something has suffered damage and … Continue reading →

Yes, yes, yes, I know that ancestry.com and the like have already collected, deciphered, configured, and provided the genetic and ethnic ancestry on verily MILLIONS of people all over the world who seek to know from whence they came. But, believe me … Continue reading →

In celebration of 2015, please enjoy these photos of two of The Moons of My Life: My FIERCE, FABULOUS, FUNNY baby girls, who are spending the holidays off on GRAND ADVENTURES with their respective One True Loves in both New … Continue reading →