Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

When things get toilsome and perilous, as they do in EVERY SINGLE LIFE, this is one of the mantras that I repeat over and over again to give me courage, strength, and sass. It has NEVER failed me. Liz has … Continue reading →

If I were a month I would be: October. If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday. If I were a time of day I would be: 11:17 p.m. If I were a planet I would … Continue reading →

Happy Birthday, to my GORGEOUS GUSBAND, Miss Jackie Beat! You FINALLY got your BIG, FANCY, FESTIVE, FABULOUS, FRAMILY PARTY! Now…SHUT THE FUCK UP. We LOVE YOU!

Some people say The Lord’s Prayer, repeat Hail Mary’s, or whisper ancient Buddhist chants whilst rolling sandalwood beads between their divinity-seeking fingers. But The Universe Itself is MY GOD…so all I got is myself AND ALL THAT IS, WAS, AND … Continue reading →

I am a genre all unto myself, bitches. That’s right…I am an OLD, FAT, TIRED, SAGGY, WHISKERED, MENOPAUSAL, MANIC PIXIE DREAM CRONE. Come und get it, boys!

I know that it is only human nature to lionize those who pass before us — to make them seem bigger and better in death than they ever wever were in life…but with Cory Monteith, that was simply not the … Continue reading →

All of my scandalous life, I have been attracted to The Spaces In Between — those areas without rules, without limits, without care nor concern for the preconceived notions of others. I like to swing the camera around to the … Continue reading →

In 1994, as I watched Susan Smith — who also ruthlessly murdered her own children and then blamed it on some mysterious, non-existent, black marauder — cry for the cameras and beg that her missing pre-school aged sons be returned … Continue reading →

This is a LITTLE TINY BABY and Mother likes to KISS HER ON THE LITTLE TINY BABY LIPS! The love of my motherlovin’ life: Miss Pearlie Mae.  

I have never, ever understood humanity’s moral problem with willing, equal, empowered adults bartering sexual favors for products or services. Sex is a product AND a service — and, by god, it is VALUABLE. In fact, it is the most … Continue reading →