Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

When she was seven. A poem to her teacher, by our very own Baby Goat, Anne. Fierce then. Fierce NOW. God, I love and admire this girl. She’s now 22. I think we did good. LOOK OUT, WORLD.

  And because of this, Jesus punished me…and now I HAVE FLORIDA EVANS’ NECK. Jesus don’t want my fatass for a sunbeam. Esther Rolle was GODDESS.

Huh. I don’t know about this. With all due respect to those who might disagree with me and those whose experiences might be different than my own, but this just seems to be more of the whole, “Oh, My God, … Continue reading →

It’s not just that she was a CONSTANT, RELENTLESS, RUTHLESS, TRUTH-SEEKING, IRRITANT to the most powerful men in the world who hid behind an iconic podium and shook and cowered in their $2,000 shoes before her — it was that … Continue reading →

“As you grow older, you’ll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don’t you forget it — whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter … Continue reading →

“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from … Continue reading →

Vacuous Muff Fact #977: I meticulously keep every receipt I receive from every department store, Ethiopian restaurant, dry cleaner, dress tailor, hot dog stand, yarn shop, and library check-out — not because I am some uber-bookkeeper (in fact, I am … Continue reading →

“We get covered up, we disappear, not to be seen, because we are no longer young and beautiful and sexually desirable. That’s such a shame because everywhere else in the world they prop older women up on statues and platforms … Continue reading →

“Wife.” – the number one answer given on Family Feud to the survey question, “Name one thing that men replace when they achieve wealth and status.” God, I love this fucking country.

It don’t matter. Saggy, shriveled, ancient balls that look exactly like Black Mission figs or not (GOOGLE THEM. I BEG OF YOU) — I would SO totally nail this fucking guy…if for NO other reason than just to be able … Continue reading →