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Someone once asked me if I believe in or appreciate romance. The answer is yes, but I suspect it’s probably my very own brand of romance. As in, if my husband forgets my birthday or our anniversary or Valentine’s Day … Continue reading →

“When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, ‘It’s in the script.’ If he says, ‘But, what’s my motivation?, ‘ I say, ‘Your salary.’” — Alfred Hitchcock

Knitter PLEASE. Ronald Reagan — along with any modern revisionist bastards who actually attempt to front that that ol’ babbling, bumbling, hen-pecked, pussy-whipped meathook was ANYTHING even remotely resembling a “Great Communicator” — CAN FUCKING SUCK IT. C’mon, people, let’s … Continue reading →

Question: Remember when you were a little kid walking home from school and you’d always see several old, crusty piles of WHITE DOG SHIT on various lawns along your journey? How come you NEVER see white dog shit anymore? *Sigh* … Continue reading →

“Before I begin, I would like to say what an honor it is for me to be invited here to read my work for all of you…and to ask that you please indulge me for just a moment. Um…okay. ME? … Continue reading →

When I was a teenager in Fresno, California, I went to see, “Clash of the Titans” at the Fig Garden Village Cinema with my friends. Afterward, as we emerged into the scorching San Joaquin Valley sun, I remember thinking three … Continue reading →

One of the most blissful and monumental memories of my childhood is sitting next to my father, Tom, in the dark of Strasenburgh Planetarium in Rochester, New York — gazing up at the stars and out into the infinite universe, … Continue reading →

Many thanks to my delightful friend, Miss Jackie Beat, for making me belly laugh so fucking hard last night that I squirted urine into my white cotton granny panties on AT LEAST four separate occasions! And it is only for … Continue reading →

I spent yesterday doing what I pretty much do everyday — writing on the latest movie screenplay (am even approaching the homestretch — hurray!), and then spent last night workshopping some writing with my glorious girls, Miss Becky Thyre and … Continue reading →