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“Yes, Jackie does look sort of vacant…soulless…empty…Stepfordish here, doesn’t he? And just exactly how twisted is it that that makes me want to make out with him EVEN MORE?” — Muffy Bolding (seen here with the lovely Taylor Negron and … Continue reading →

Gosh, just think of it! Two of my grandest and most enduring obsessions all in the very same quote. Fancy! “Babe Paley had only one fault. She was perfect. Otherwise, she was perfect.” — Truman Capote There is something completely … Continue reading →

I am EXCITED beyond measure to have been invited to this show by the man of the hour himself, the amazing Mr. Taylor Negron. He is such a fine and talented actor, and he has done things in his career … Continue reading →

Love. Communion. Laughter. Chihuahuas. Hot Coffee. Hot shower. Brisk weather. Cozy cashmere cardigan sweater. Delightful, inspiring work — and brilliant, amazing colleagues to create it with. I axe you, what could be better than waking up on a gottdamned Monday … Continue reading →

You think you know heaven? Well, YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT, Gentle Reader! Get your fatass on over to my great friend and partner-in-yarn, CJ Arabia’s, blog to find out just how brilliant it would be to spend two weeks in … Continue reading →

My adorable friend and colleague, Gage Munster, is an ASTONISHINGLY TALENTED make-up and special effects artist who I just found out got cast on season 1 of the new series, Face Off, on the SyFy Channel, where he will compete … Continue reading →

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they’ll kill you.” — Oscar Wilde Man, talk about being born at the wrong time in history. How much would this amazing queen have rocked the fucking Intarwebs? … Continue reading →

Gregory and I rang in the New Year cozy, sweet, and low-key at the tragically fashionable mountain-top lair of the lovely Miss Jackie Beat — where we lounged about in our pajamas, kissed the lips of two sweet doggies, munched … Continue reading →

In the spirit of my little family’s planned “Year of Giving Joyously, Generously, and Until It Fucking Hurts”, 2011: “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus … Continue reading →

For Our Three Beautiful Babies as they step through to 2011: If you have a dream, don’t let ANYONE or ANYTHING stop you from making it come true. Beware those fearful, envious people — threatened by excellence and the light … Continue reading →