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lj book reviews The Portable Dorothy Parker (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition) Dorothy Parker what are you reading?. make your own book badge | read lj reviews of this book lj book reviews Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This? Marion … Continue reading →

Living in Los Angeles can be so fucking surreal. This morning at Starbucks, over the course of an hour, we saw Tim Allen, Joseph Campanella, and Taryn Manning stroll in with sweats and bedhead and procure a cup o’ joe. … Continue reading →

I saw Little Miss Sunshine last week, and please allow me to tell you that you absolutely cannot get your fatasses to that theatre fast enough, my friends. There is a section towards the end where you are UNCONTROLLABLY BELLY … Continue reading →

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? How on earth did Ernest Borgnine get into my bathroom? 2. How much cash do you have on you? Fie dolla for fucky-fucky. … Continue reading →

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included. Six … Continue reading →

For those interested in such matters…here is the unofficial trailer and sneak peek we cut specifically for the Los Angeles Fangoria Convention in June. We don’t yet have an exact date for release, but from what we hear, Spring Break … Continue reading →

For my birthday on Monday, my friends took me to Downtown Disney in Orlando for treats and eats. The treats came first: I got a Sleeping Beauty playset (complete with The Prince, Maleficent, and all three Fairy Godmothers) and a … Continue reading →

The very best part of being on location (well, aside from the coke and hookers — and snorting the coke off the asses of the hookers) is staying in luxurious hotel rooms. Ah! The room service! The thermostat cranked to … Continue reading →

Earlier this week I spent four fabulous days on location in Orlando, Florida on a television shoot for Disney. First, please allow me to say that it was my very first time there and Florida is a lovely place; all … Continue reading →

No matter how many times I may do it, the fact that I woke up this morning on the other side of this continent and am now here in L.A. blows my fucking mind.