Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

I have been online for almost TWENTY FUCKING YEARS. Trust me, in that time, I have seen and heard it all. I once had cyber-sex with a guy who had a leg fetish…who told me that what would turn him … Continue reading →

*RAPE TRIGGER ALERT* It was 20 years ago last night that Mia Zapata walked out of the Comet Tavern on Capitol Hill in Seattle, wearing shorts and heavy black boots. She was last seen alive just after midnight. When her … Continue reading →

“There’s something wrong with that boy.” — William S. Burroughs to his secretary immediately after getting into the car following the very first time he met and spent time with Kurt Cobain.

In honor of the reportedly AWESOME new Anna Nicole Smith biopic that is scheduled to air this weekend on Lifetime, and which, as far as this Old Hooker is concerned, CANNOT AIR FAST ENOUGH…here is a piece I wrote about … Continue reading →

1. What’re your 5 favorite bands? The Replacements, Big Star, Sparklehorse, Husker Du, and The Bay City Rollers. Oh! And EVERY fucking incarnation of Frank Black possible (The Pixies, The Catholics, et al.). I also love Django Reinhardt and Sidney Bechet … Continue reading →

Also — and perhaps I feel this way simply because I am a GODDAMNED POUND PUPPY, descended from EVERY FUCKING MARGINALIZED MUD CULTURE ON EARTH — but I just gotta say that I am pretty much OVER the whole hysterical … Continue reading →

“I am the beautiful reflection…of my love’s affection. A walking illustration…of his adoration.” Just an Old Trollop spending a DELIGHTFUL Summer afternoon playing dress-up in the BRILLIANT private movie memorabilia collection of a MOST CHERISHED friend. Yes, an ancient whore … Continue reading →

I suspect that, up until yesterday, the GOP thought that women were just gonna roll their dumb asses over and allow their FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS to be stripped from them by a political body largely made up of IGNORANT, RELIGIOUS, … Continue reading →