Monthly Archives: June 2013

In honor of the reportedly AWESOME new Anna Nicole Smith biopic that is scheduled to air this weekend on Lifetime, and which, as far as this Old Hooker is concerned, CANNOT AIR FAST ENOUGH…here is a piece I wrote about … Continue reading →

1. What’re your 5 favorite bands? The Replacements, Big Star, Sparklehorse, Husker Du, and The Bay City Rollers. Oh! And EVERY fucking incarnation of Frank Black possible (The Pixies, The Catholics, et al.). I also love Django Reinhardt and Sidney Bechet … Continue reading →

Also — and perhaps I feel this way simply because I am a GODDAMNED POUND PUPPY, descended from EVERY FUCKING MARGINALIZED MUD CULTURE ON EARTH — but I just gotta say that I am pretty much OVER the whole hysterical … Continue reading →

“I am the beautiful reflection…of my love’s affection. A walking illustration…of his adoration.” Just an Old Trollop spending a DELIGHTFUL Summer afternoon playing dress-up in the BRILLIANT private movie memorabilia collection of a MOST CHERISHED friend. Yes, an ancient whore … Continue reading →

I suspect that, up until yesterday, the GOP thought that women were just gonna roll their dumb asses over and allow their FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS to be stripped from them by a political body largely made up of IGNORANT, RELIGIOUS, … Continue reading →

A SERIOUS GOP ASS-HANDING by Senator Wendy Davis last night in Austin, Texas — and today? TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL in Washington, DC. EQUALITY ABOUNDS! And, the delicious maraschino cherry on top of THAT FABULOUS SUNDAE? An AWESOME Dodger win … Continue reading →

And while I am typing meaningful missives: A Heartfelt Letter To An Old Friend From My Youth Who Stops By My Facebook Page Occasionally To Leave What I Absolutely Know To Be Loving And Well-Intentioned Comments Such As: “Why would … Continue reading →

“Jesus getting his nails painted.” An affectionate, open letter to the boy on my Facebook friends list who commented on my original post of this photo a couple of days ago, “Sorry, Muffy…You’re better than that.”: Actually, Sugar…I gotta tell … Continue reading →

My private yoga lesson this morning with my HUSBAND, Gregory, and my GUSBAND, Jackie, went SWIMMINGLY. I am officially FUCKING OBSESSED. The really good news is…at this morning’s lesson, during some of the twistier poses, I couldn’t smell my own vagina. The … Continue reading →

“You have to understand, I’m not a middle-class person. I’m like a lower-class person with upper-class aesthetics.” — Patti Smith